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Tonight is the season finale of Haven

serendipity-is-my-stripper-name: I’m not ready. I’m going to cry.

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Where do you decoupage, Wuornos?

[Mary]: I know why you're here, love.
[Nathan]: No, you don't, Mary.
[Mary]: Got your order here.
[Audrey]: Clear varnish for decoupage. You do decoupage?
[Nathan]: Mary, do you sell graphite and willow charcoal?
[Mary]: Yeah.
[Audrey]: Where do you decoupage, Wuornos?
[Nathan]: Someplace private.

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Nathan police department.

[Jess]: Maybe someone should get that?

[Nathan]: Hello. Nathan police department. I mean, Haven PD. Wuornos speaking.

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-Of wine? -No, antacid.

[Nathan]: So you saw the prowler?
[Jess]: A glimpse. Barely. He was 6'7". One eyebrow. Fu manchu. Carried a small slingshot. Had a tattoo.
[Nathan]: Of what?
[Audrey]: Does it matter? He was a 6'7", unibrow, sling-shotty monster.
[Jess] : Maybe you want to swing by? Look for footprints?
[Nathan]: Um... Yeah. Yeah, I guess I should.
[Audrey]: Jess, I think Detective Wuornos needs to come by and conduct a safety review of your home. Say around 8:00?
[Jess]: Great. I shot a deer, so we're having venison. Maybe you can bring a nice bottle?
[Nathan]: Of wine?
[Audrey]: No, antacid.

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He should smile more often

[Nathan]: Full moon last night.
[Audrey]: Oh, look at you, trying to make a werewolf joke. You know, you should smile more often. People will know when you were joking.
[Nathan]: Probably.

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He loves babies

[Nathan]: Beattie... I didn't even know you were expecting.
[Beattie]: I wasn't. The adoption just came through. Aw, this... is Benny.
[Nathan]: Well, hi there, Benny. Hi, Benny. Nice to meet you, Benny.
[Audrey]: Okay, who are you, and what have you done with my partner?

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 (Audrey and Nathan both pull guns.)
Audrey: FBI! Who are you?
Nathan: Haven PD, who are you?
Audrey: FBI, are you deaf?
Nathan: How do I know that?
Audrey: Okay, well, for starters. I'm wearing the gun on my belt. It's government issue, nine millimeter. And, they gave me, y'know, one of these. (reaches into her coat for her badge)
Nathan: Hey. Keep your hands where I can see them.
Audrey: Okay, what am I gonna do, pull out another gun?

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